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minus-squareDagwood222@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·2 days agoAlso, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object. A Yukon hairdryer. A Baltimore oilcan. A Moscow boot lace. A Nairobi ice cream cone.
minus-squareApeman42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 days agoA Saskatchewan can opener The ol’ Miami snowshoe I think you’re on to something…
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoI’m howling at all of these
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agoThe Albuquerque Track Shovel
minus-squaredejected_warp_core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·2 days ago A Moscow boot lace. Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoBoth. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.
minus-squareDagwood222@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoI did the both commnet before I saw yours. The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.
minus-squareJankatarch@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoLatter but while naked so first as well.
minus-squarego $fsck yourself@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 days agoWhat’s a “Rusty Venture”?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·edit-22 days agoThat’s when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad’s actual size.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoIn my country, we call that Wednesday.
minus-squareDagwood222@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 days agohttps://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs And this isn’t over until one of us gets a ‘rusty venture.’
minus-squareDagwood222@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 days agoPfui! That’s just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.
minus-squaredfyx@lemmy.helios42.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 days agoDon’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.
minus-squareMac@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days agoReminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 days agoor a crap cocktail.
Also, anything becomes a bizarre sex act if you put a place name in front of an inanimate object.
A Yukon hairdryer.
A Baltimore oilcan.
A Moscow boot lace.
A Nairobi ice cream cone.
A Saskatchewan can opener
The ol’ Miami snowshoe
I think you’re on to something…
I’m howling at all of these
The Albuquerque Track Shovel
Sex act, or means of dispatching a political rival?
Both. And it involves vodka and a chilled, handcrafted copper mug.
I did the both commnet before I saw yours.
The handcrafted copper mug makes yours the superior comment. I bow to your perversion.
Latter but while naked so first as well.
Why not both?
What’s a “Rusty Venture”?
That’s when you fuck a clone of your own dead dad, but the clone is only 1/16th your dad’s actual size.
In my country, we call that Wednesday.
https://youtu.be/ykEGtwJuZIs
And this isn’t over until one of us gets a ‘rusty venture.’
Cleveland steamer.
Pfui!
That’s just a Rangoon artichoke, except with opera gloves and a few extra bowling pins.
Don’t forget the reverse Romanian Wilkinson.
Reminds me of the time my ex and i tried the San Bernadino Toilet Roll. Good times.
San Diego thank you
or a crap cocktail.