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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Got any grapes?

sh.itjust.works

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Got any grapes?

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kingpepe8006@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    I was going to post, but my card only had one number on the back, 3 digits long. :(

  • Mwa@lemm.ee
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    6969 420420 6969 4/69 678

  • ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml
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    0420 6942 0694 2069 4/20 069

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    0118 999 88199 9119 725 3

  • julysfire@lemmy.world
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    Jagex blocks your password! See, mine is *******!

    • Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works
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      11 hours ago

      That’s so cool!

      hunter2

      What do you see?

      • WIZARD POPE💫@lemmy.world
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        It says Ilovecocks if I read it right

        • Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works
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          Is that your password

          All I see is **********!

  • Anomalocaris@lemm.ee
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    i don’t have a credit card, is debit card OK? :(

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    Nobody ever remembers to ask for the ZIP code.

    • Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works
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      See that’s your silly goose name! It’s the following meme.

    • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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      Pretty sure some merchants also ask for billing address, name on card, and phone number.

      All this fails if the bank flags the transaction and requires 2fa.

  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works
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    13 hours ago

    Polly waddle I think

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    0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

    • VonReposti@feddit.dk
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      What a coincidence, that’s the number to the emergency services too!

      • SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee
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        19 hours ago

        Really easy to remember…

        Or whatever he said.

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    4580515834270126 12/31 653

    Oh man! How do I pronounce this?

    • Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works
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      About like you’d pronounce Æ A-12

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      It’s pronounced “Ough”.

  • KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6011 0009 9154 3426 12/25 123

    • Manalith@midwest.social
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      Discover Card, Nice!

  • LuckingFurker (Any/All)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    hunter2

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      deleted by creator

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    4422 8866 7654 2468 12/34 001

    Is this also my stripper name?

    • T00l_shed@lemmy.world
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      No, that’s your mother’s maiden name, and the name of the street you grew up on!

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    bruh… all of the numbers are on the back now

    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      Not on my cards

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      Kind of incredible how we pretty much invented those 3 extra numbers to make sure that knowing what’s on the front won’t he enough to use it, and then we undid that by putting it on the back. https://xkcd.com/2677/

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      My main credit card doesn’t have any numbers on the back… or the front.

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        Just no numbers? How do you use it for online transactions?

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          The card has numbers, they just aren’t printed on it. You can access (and change them) from the phone / computer.

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            I’m intrigued. So the card itself has a mag stripe and an RFID chip but no numbers printed on it? You log into your account to copy/paste the numbers for online transactions?

            What bank? I like the idea of “no numbers”

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              So the card itself has a mag stripe and an RFID chip but no numbers printed on it? You log into your account to copy/paste the numbers for online transactions?

              Yes.

              What bank? I like the idea of “no numbers”

              Mine is Goldman Sachs (Apple Card), but other banks offer it too now, including some big ones like Chase.

    • throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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      Do you have a wells fargo credit card by any chance?

      • rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works
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        No

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    Mine is: 4035 5014 2814 6300 03 2030 737

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      That’s a cute silly duck name little ** 6300

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