This is Seersucker Van Zandt, and I’m asking you to go the phone…
This is Ogee Charanjit, and I’m here with Doris Kearns-Goodwin. We are discussing the unprecedented changes in presidential policy in the last 30 years.
All while set to a disco beat.
Live, from Chicago’s famous Studebaker Theater, I’m Herringbone Winehouse sitting in for Peter Sagal on Wait Wait, Don’t Tell Me. Today’s guests have all been rounded up by ICE, so Bill Kurtis and I will exchange obscure yet witty barbs while a sad trumpet plays a downtempo version of the Wait Wait theme in a minor key.
I’m Calico Morrison, and coming up next on The Delicious Dish, Pete Schweddy returns once again to give us a look at the methods his family has used to raise each pig that goes into a succulent Schweddy Wiener. So stay tuned and open your ears for Schweddy hogs, here on NPR.
First time long time here. Does Pete see the cost of Schweddy Balls going up with current market conditions for North American farmers?
Well I don’t see a lot of happy hogs in our future, caller. My balls have never been in greater danger of being trampled by government officials. Imagine all our hogs are one package, and that package is about to be shoved into a dark, dirty, stinking hole. Unless we firmly grab that package and give it some sort of twist, American farmers are going to find it increasingly difficult to raise their hogs in the coming years.
I’m Deathwatch Gershwin and we are now entering our 3 day fund raising drive.
Plaid Cobain
I’m Paisley Prine, up next, do podcast belong on the radio? This is NPR.
So, dropped this in a friendly meme thread and ended up with myself Solid Steele And my buddy Fuzzy Static. One gpt pass later and this abomination was birthed.
Also, my friend Houndstooth Bowie
I’m Sharkstooth Dawson, thank you for listening to NPR on your local member station.
Sharkstooth Lennon just for the extra punny.
(Endless) Knot Cornell.
Hmm.
I’m Camouflage Meatloaf… And… You’re listening to AM radio I think.
I’m Tied-dyed Garcia, and this is NPR.
Why do I feel like the music cue after that statement is this.
Herringbone Cash, at your service.
Do people just know names of patterns and have a favorite?
Yea a lot of people do.
I’m Camouflage Meatloaf and this is NPR.
Flashback to when you used to be able to make stuff like this your desktop background, just changing the pattern, color, and if it would fill/tile/stretch etc.
Paisley. I finally can stop calling it “that paramecium design”.
Why would you want to stop calling it that!?
Excellent question.
Paisley shirts were all the rage at one time
oh, its vermicular michaelis. right.
Here you go buddy, see if there are any you like
https://www.thespruce.com/guide-to-common-fabric-patterns-and-types-3862921
Hm… It says common fabric patterns, so it probably doesn’t have that one 90’s paper cup pattern. I want to know if that one has a name.
Amazing. It has a name that perfectly fits the vibe! :D
I feel like that design was used everywhere back in the '90s not just on disposable cups.
I’m fairly sure it was used at the leisure centre I went to at one point. Probably without permission but I’m not sure if you can really copyright blue squiggle on turquoise squiggle.
I used to know a person named Jazz, so that works
You could go with a fractal. There’s that one that’s made out of Triforces.
Next you’re gonna tell me you don’t have a favorite bacteria.
Don’t bacilli, everyone has a favourite bacteria.
Don’t be so cocci! Not everyone likes the same vibrio. I hope that doesn’t sound too savagella.
I’m CADPAT Guthrie and I want to remind you that the second amendment includes liberals
