He isnt running for President, he’s running for Vice President before immediately Vance immediately steps down and hands the job to Donny cheeto himself
Is that “vows not to run” or “vows not to run”?
Nailed it here. it’s not running if there isn’t an election!
I think we should take this as confirmation that he’s definitely pursuing a third term
Right? From the same guy, “I won’t enact Project 2025.”
A lot of questions being raised by my “I will not run for a third term” shirt that are answered by the shirt
Thank you Trump for saving American Democracy™
He’s dying
I wonder what factions will arise among the competition for his fanbase?
“Who will inherit MAGA?”
“The strongest”
dies
This begins the shonen tournament arc of the Republican party, where they all must fight to find the strongest fascist
Probably would be Elon because he’d just pay the stronger fascists to level him up so he can claim some kind of
gamerpolitician cred
Horrible news for my AI generated MAGA 2028 red bubble store
type shit
“I promise not to start a fire in the Reichstagg.”
He’s not running because he’s going to EO that there will be no more elections. Good god, I’m so tired of this cancerous PoS…
To be fair to the liberal institutions he can’t legally
Good thing that the liberal institutions are impenetrable against fascists
Coward shit, low energy, sad.
He is not gonna run. They are just gonna hand him an emergency for him to delay elections or w.e.