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If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cutānāpaste it into its own post ā thereās no quota for posting and the bar really isnāt that high.
The post Xitter web has spawned soo many āesotericā right wing freaks, but thereās no appropriate sneer-space for them. Iām talking redscare-ish, reality challenged āculture criticsā who write about everything but understand nothing. Iām talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. Theyāre inescapable at this point, yet I donāt see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldnāt be surgeons because they didnāt believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I canāt escape them, I would love to sneer at them.
(Credit and/or blame to David Gerard for starting this.)
pic of tweet reply taken from r/ArtistHate. Reminded me of Saltmanās Oppenheimer tweet. Link to original tweet
image/tweet description
Original tweet, by @mark_k:
Attached to the original tweet are two images, side-to-side.
On the left/leading side is (presumably) a real promo poster for the newest black mirror season. It is an extreme close-up of the side of a personās face; only one eye, part of the respective eyebrow, and a section of hair are visible. Their head is tilted ninety degrees upwards, with the one visible eye glazed over in a cloudy white. Attached to their temple is a circular device with a smiling face design, tilted 45 degrees to the left. Said device is a reference to the many neural interface devices seen throughout the series. The device itself is mostly shrouded in shadow, likely indicating the dark tone for which Black Mirror is known. Below the device are three lines of text: āPlug back inā/āA Netflix Seriesā/āBlack Mirrorā
On the right side is an LLM generated imitation of the first poster. It appears to be a womanās 3/4 profile, looking up at 45 degrees. She is smiling, and her eyes are clear. A device is attached to her face, but not on her temple, instead itās about halfway between her ear and the tip of her smile, roughly outside where her upper molars would be. The device is lit up and smiling, the smile aligned vertically. There are also three lines of text below the device, reading: āStay connectedā/āA Netflix Seriesā/āBlack Mirrorā
Reply to the tweet, by @realfuzzylegend:
Imagine the horrible product they would have created if they had actually followed up on the oppenheimer thing. A soulless vaguely wrong feeling pro technology movie created by altman and musk. The amount of people it would have driven away would have been big.
Facehuggers are good, actually
Just whole movie praising Peter Weyland and his legacy.
Went to the original Tweet, and found this public execution of a reply:
Vacant, glassy-eyed, plastic-skinned, stamped with a smiley faceā¦ āoptimisticā
I mean, if the smiley were aligned properly, it would be a poster for a horror story about enforced happiness and mandatory beauty standards. (E.g., āNumber 12 Looks Just Like Youā from the famously subtle Twilight Zone.) With the smiley as it is, itās just incompetent.
āThe man in the glowing rectangle is Mark Kretschmann, a technology enthusiast who has grown out of touch with all but the most venal human emotions. Mark is a leveller, in that he wants to drag all people down to his. But as Mark is about to discover, thereās no way to engineer a prompt for a map out ofā¦ the Twilight Zone.ā
I mean, it feels like thereās definitely something in the concept of a Where Is Everybody style of episode where Mark has to navigate a world where dead internet theory has hit the real world and all around him are bots badly imitating workers trying to serve bots badly imitating customers in order to please bots badly imitating managers so that bots badly imitating cops donāt drag them to robot jail
Hmm, hmm. This is a tricky one.
My dude Iāve got bad news for you about what Black Mirror is about.
oppenheimer teaches all of us that even if you specifically learn arcane knowledge to devise a nazi-burning machine, you can still get fucked over by a nazi that chose to do office politics and propaganda instead
We have that already, itās called ads.
need to see those proposed community notes