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FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 个月前

The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore

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The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore

FenrirIII@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 2 个月前
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    I saw this coming a while ago and started getting myself used to jerking it to stories of Trump embarrassing himself.

    My junk’s been raw as hell this past week.

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        R.I.P.

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          Raw irritated penis

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        legend

    • disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world
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      Your dick’s gonna tariff you keep tuggin it

    • A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world
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      jokes on you, thinking trump is capable of feeling embarrassment for his actions.

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        Don’t ruin this for me. It’s all I have left!

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        Just because he doesn’t realize it doesn’t mean he isn’t doing it.

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    I think the worst part so far is the instant irreversible plainclothes death camp disappearances with no legal process but sure go off I guess

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      Horny people have rights… for now

      • Fredthefishlord@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Not in texas!

      • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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        Just you wait until my rise to ultimate power is complete /s

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    All you people casually interspersing regular posts with porn in your feed scare me. My account had NSFW disabled when I made it, and I’ve never turned it on.

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.worldOP
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      There’s hungry Only Fans girls out there who need our help. It’s your duty as a humanitarian to help them. 😁

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        They hungry, we thirsty. It’s a match made in the Bacchanalia

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      deleted by creator

      • LeninsOvaries@lemmy.cafe
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        I want to see dirty jokes, triggering content, and gore.

        I don’t wanna see tiddies or anime children in skimpy outfits.

        How can this be a hard problem for the developers to solve??

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          Imo nsfw is a bad tag and should be separated to at least viewer discretion (nsfl) and porn. I’d probably add a tag on offensive humor too, since I don’t think my workplace would appreciate things like guillotines or 2meirl4meirl, but that is less useful than the other two

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            • irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.ee
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              Just a “sensitive: reason” and a “nsfw” are enough for me.

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              Depends on how they want to implement it. I’d be fine with just separating nsfl (content warning/gore) and nsfw (18+ topics) because those are inherently not comparable even though both are not appropriate for work

              They can cater to better labelling, but clarifying the two would be a solid step

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        • coaxil@lemm.ee
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          Is it me, or is there basically zero gore content on Lemmy?

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            I think that’s because instance admins are very hands on and take action to remove questionable content.

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      • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        this is not Instagram

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          Which is why it’s possible to block all 🌽 instances.

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          • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            you can write “porn”

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              deleted by creator

              • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                13 floggings

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      I like the danger. Wait for no one to be looking over my shoulder then eye-fuck the shit out of a post while maintaining a convincing poker face.

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        ayyy lmao

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      Boo!

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      I just blocked lemmynsfw instance and my feed is clean

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    lemmynsfw.com

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      i got the ick from that site a year or two ago and stopped going when the admins of the site fought WAY to hard against criticisms about allowing AI generated child porn and very energetically defending keeping it on their site.

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        What the absolute fuck. That’s insane if true.

        With the nature of federation that then must cause issues for admin of other instances who end up federating that content.

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          Spoiler: It probably isn’t

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            I suspected that to be the case but left it somewhat open for the user to provide a source

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              Believe it or not, I don’t care.

              I dont know how or why you expect me to return to a site, that I said I stopped going to for years, explicitly because of its admins (and quite a few users) very hearty defense of AI child porn, to try and search through 2 years of god only knows what horrors and potentially jailable offenses, just to find the thread to give to you.

              edit Just to be clear since tonality is absent in text. I say this neutrally, not with any shade thrown at you or anything.

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    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of gooners suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly flaccid.

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    I see lots of furries and anime chicks still

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      You need to block anisocial lewd communities, a few dozens.

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        What if he’s not complaining?

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          Well I’m complaining about all the “moe” with children in it. This shit is absurd.

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            …I don’t know what you mean by “moe”, and based on context I feel ignorance may actually be bliss in this case.

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              “Cute” stuff. Not inherently sexual, but motives behind viewing can… Differ.

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      Hello 🐺

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    Local is my SFW lemmy. All is where the gifs swim in the porn sea.

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      Meanwhile I mostly browse All and running into the porn is how I know I’ve scrolled too deep. Such a variety of experience this place.

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        See, sometimes when I’m on all the points is buried deep. Sometimes it’s my first page and a half, and I’ve blocked some of them because they’re not my kink.

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          I’ve blocked so many anime, moe, hentai and furry pages it’s ridiculous. Beyond those, I don’t see much.

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            Yeah so far I’ve blocked a handful of furry pages and like 1 or 2 just plain old gay ones. Basically I barely want to acknowledge the existence of my own penis. So if I’m scrolling and a post suddenly jumpscares me with a face full of cock, I block.

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              Lol that’s why I have it so NSFW posts are blurred. Also cause I’m on here in public a lot.

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                Mine is supposed to. Idk why it doesn’t sometimes. It’s only supposed to not be blurred if I’m scrolling inside an NSFW community. I’m pretty sure all the posts it’s happened with have been properly marked NSFW. But multiple times I’ve gotten jumpscared with it.

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                  What app do you use? I’ve got voyager and it’s never done that to me.

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    pr0n? on lemmy? that’s disgusting. where?

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      It’s in…the computer…

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        Cut to a different version of that scene where they just start humping the computer.

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      There’s a whole instance…

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        There are at least 2

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          Oh. What’s the other one?

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        deleted by creator

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      Just wait for the 4chan refugees to show up.

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        don’t worry, they already exist on federated social media, hopefully they continue to choose ones that aren’t federated with too much of the mainstream ones.

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      I know where.

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    A lot of the porn subs on Lemmy are less trafficked. If you are belong to any of them, try sorting by “subscribed” and “hot” or “new.” Also subscribe to more of them.

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    https://old.lemmy.sdf.org/post/31008365

    Easy fix.

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    Get nicher fetishes

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      Then you just end up with communities without new content, because nobody posts, because no interaction happens, because nobody posts…

      Why are you looking at me like that?

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        We’re decentralizing human sexuality

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    Did .world ban NSFW or something?

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      Lemmynsfw.com got put in my blocked instances list. I thought that I must have pocket blocked it, but this thread makes me wonder…

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        I blocked it because I browse all and every day dozens of communities were being created. And I don’t need porn communities here really. I just didn’t want to miss out on the non-porn NSFW content, comics like Oglaf.

        Edit: Shit I just remembered it was actually because assholes kept posting SFW pics of celebs causing their NSFW communities to show up.

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    You lot scare me, judging by these replies.

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    Here ya go: https://fedia.io/m/fuckcars@lemmy.world/t/2058213/Fuck-cars

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    You’re sorting wrong if you don’t see at least 1 porn post every time you refresh the page.

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      What sort would you recommend?

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        New Comments is, IMO, the best.

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