Who? Me?

Hello skinny hooman

“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”

“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”

You found what on my web history?!

DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?

Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.

I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?

Teeth hair.

Hey! Do you want to make an app? I have an idea for an app.

WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO REACH YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY

Have you seen my tweezers.

I can’t believe you paid for winrar

Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13

Young Bobby was so eager for his beard to grow in, but this is not what he had in mind. being 15 is rough.

When you realise you’ve been caught in a web of your own lies.