Lycosidae Mirum

It was an alright Adam Sandler film.

„I see you“

Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.

“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”

The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home

You found what on my web history?!

This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum

“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”

Who? Me?

DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?

I can haz cheezeburger?

Hello skinny hooman

Spider Mench