Lycosidae Mirum

It was an alright Adam Sandler film.

„I see you“

Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.

The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home

“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”

This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum

You found what on my web history?!

“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”

Who? Me?

I can haz cheezeburger?

DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?

Hello skinny hooman

Spider Mench