Lycosidae Mirum

It was an alright Adam Sandler film.

„I see you“

Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.

You found what on my web history?!

“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”

“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”

The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home

DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?

This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum

Who? Me?

Hello skinny hooman

Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.

I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?

Teeth hair.

I can haz cheezeburger?