A wolf spider’s passport photo—up close and personal at 20X magnification! 🕷️
📸 Credit: Medienbunker Produktion
Lycosidae Mirum
It was an alright Adam Sandler film.
„I see you“
Mfw I turn on the selfie camera.
You found what on my web history?!
“Hey bro, your alarm went of like, 4 times already. You’re gonna be late for work.”
“in that mere fraction of a second, regret set in as Rolf realized the zipper had snagged his beans”
DO YOU HAVE GAMES ON YOUR PHONE!?
The spider in the corner when they see you destroying their home
Hey my guy, I know you were just cracking a joke about teeth hair… but I just want you to know that your joke was insensitive and it really hurt my feelings.
I have a condition and hair on my teeth is not something I can control, okay? So can we stop with the teeth hair jokes?
Teeth hair.
This is how it feels to chew 5 Gum
Who? Me?
Rob Schneider, is a jumping spider! Rated PG13
is it called a jumping spider because that shit suddenly in my feed nearly made me jump out my goddamn skin!?
Rob Schneider is dip derp a derpity!
Hello skinny hooman