• LordCrom@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    Pretty soon the Tesla flag will fly behind the president, and be a fixture in the Resolute Desk like in sports arenas

  • MonkeMischief
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    3 hours ago

    Embarrassment comes standard on every trim level.

    Who else would be shocked if this chode even had a driver’s license? For real, I’m pretty sure he’s spent all his time in the back seat of vehicles. You know, limos…cop cars…

    • CitizenKong@lemmy.world
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      3 hours ago

      He has trouble opening simple doors. Or using an umbrella. The only thing he seems to be halfway decent at physically is golf.

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    6 hours ago

    I don’t know my Simpsons lore well enough. Surely this is in there somewhere? Monorail episode?

  • RejZoR@lemmy.ml
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    12 hours ago

    Remember that time Trump Tweeted about Elon’s Teslas crashing and rockets flying to nowhere. And now he’s a fucking Tesla salesman. LMAO

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    15 hours ago

    The funniest thing to me is that literally no Republican / Trump supporter I’ve met can even afford a Tesla.

    My hope is that this stupid-fucking-action just results in tanking Tesla further.

    Fuck President Elon, fuck Krasnov, fuck the GOP. Praise Player 2.

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        5 hours ago

        That’s also funny, lol. Now that I think about it, my director of engineering is a Republican and could buy one but he thinks EVs kill more people from fires and will damage the energy grid - so he never plans to buy one.

        Which is wild because he does have solar power so he’d be able to charge nearly for free…

  • N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    16 hours ago

    In case anyone is wondering who is actually in charge…

    It’s probably Peter Thiel. Musk is likely just the fall guy. The tech bro mafia are trying to take over the US.