I want a buttplug that’s programmed to win the next elections.
Empathy for everyone, without the ability to suppress it using drugs.
A puppy?
As many pixies and goblins as you can summon into the toilets of Mar a Lago.
a girlfriend would be nice thank you
Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range
Can you pick up some frozen peas?
Some potato chips.
Three-day weekends pretty please
I have added an eighth day to the week.
does this mean years are longer too or do we only have 45-46 weeks per year now?
Honestly, that’d work.
I’m willing to settle for that.
Functionally similar
:<
gestures around broadly Can you do anything about this?
A pack of condoms and, uh… What was it that I used to eat all the time back in the day? Oh yeah, some pussy.
Bro what a fantastic meme 🙏
One downvote, please
Edit: this is fucking bullshit…
Australian downvote.
Remove all fascists in a way that they deserve
Id prefer a dr strange style memory wipe, of the entire concept
For all of us to have a good day tomorrow
