Money me, money me now
Me now money give

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen

punchline is panel 4, 5 just states the quiet part loud

when her in person meet well, tell her that you can

You don’t… TheRealJims… my world… !

*retches*

Well said. I usually preface it with “I’ll always vote to protect your rights”, which I feel has that weak milktoast “I am an ally” energy, but I hear you in terms of measuring personable actions and it not being about me.

Other than the taint shavings, that actually sounds like it could be good, albeit very crunchy

I, uh, I feel like I’ve unironically said this whilst explaining my complex feelings about JKRowling.

(Yes, I’m aware now what a POS she is)

heat itself being the average kinetic energy of said vibrating molecules makes the heat part of that sentence redundant. Now make me a sandwich

New RealJims release, eh?

The meaning was the same though, no?

“I want this job because employmesayswhat”

I see you’ve played knifey-spooney before

you can tell her that, when you her in person meet well

metal

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus’s_reindeer

final two, “Dunder” and “Blixem”, are from a Dutch oath meaning “thunder” and “lightning”

The german is correctly Donner und Blitzen

Well I’m making a sandwich, you want one?

wait, how did babies back in the day (~1000s years ago) survive?

Weed mixed with a bit of meth?