The menu will be written in Maoist Standard English and under the sign it will say “Kulak Owned and Operated Since 2025!”
Our servers will ask customers “would you like some tasty treats today?”
The menu will be written in Maoist Standard English and under the sign it will say “Kulak Owned and Operated Since 2025!”
Our servers will ask customers “would you like some tasty treats today?”
Upon serving the meals, they would say “Treatler has been SSatiated!”
We have a giant burger called the Treatlerite, and if you can eat the whole thing you get it for free and get your pic on the wall where it says “confirmed treatlerite hog”