I know I was being cheeky

denies genocide

What? We don’t deny what’s happening in Gaza?

It’s parked in front of our housing block every Thursday and Saturday. I know you know this because I saw you pass out behind it, twice.

You smoke way too much of that shit.

I’m off the clock right now, they got another gay guy

Are you gonna Venmo me for that cuz it’s kinda expensive

Oh man Bam, you gotta stop suckin my dick, I gotta go to work in the mornin

Go to the beer truck for beer

You can just go to the Soviet beer truck for beer dude

No please! The fact those media outlets are just straight up funded by the US government makes it so easy to own Libs when they cite them! If you privatize US propaganda it will require so much more research to disprove them!

Hm, fair, still probably grannies tho

I know so many people who’s life cycle is just work-binge watch some show I’ve never heard of even though it’s in its 13th season now apparently-sleep-maybe get drunk and watch sports, and that’s it.

We give people shit for watching fucking “BreadTube” but the worst of that shit is still probably more intellectual stimulating than the 18th season of Doctor Sexy-Pants MD or Real Nanny’s of Tallahassee.

Honestly does the US really need to actively fund propaganda outlets anymore? I feel like Amerikkkans are so propagandized now they’ll just spawn this kind of content on their own, for free.

I think we gotta remember we’re in an online bubble here. “Normies”, for lack of a better term, don’t really experience the same cycles of cringe and based as online weirdos like us do. There’s people out there who still like Rick and Morty and Big Bang Theory, there’s people who don’t have any idea what Elon posts on Twitter, they just know him as based rocketship man.

Even if it’s no rigged, national polling is increasingly inaccurate. It’s all done by phones and anyone under 45 just lets anonymous numbers go to voicemail now. The only people getting polled are lonely grannies who will gladly talk the ear off of any human who will listen.

Be incoherent.

You can cry if you want to

I don’t personally care for Kendrick music but glad to see Drake getting owned.

Yeah I think part of the gamble is that they figure the conflict won’t ever fully end, at least not on their lifetimes