The menu will be written in Maoist Standard English and under the sign it will say “Kulak Owned and Operated Since 2025!”
Our servers will ask customers “would you like some tasty treats today?”
I want to open a burger chack called Steamed Hams and just just repackage other fast food burgers at nearly double the price and recreate the meme
All while trying to avoid getting sued for copyright infringement while getting as dangerously close to it as possible
Do you light it on fire every night?
Employee uniform
I’d prefer this
I wanna open a food cart that sells (vegan) hot dogs and beer called the Frank 'n Stein
I wanna open a really LGBTQ friendly fried “chicken” stand where our motto is “regardless of your gender you can enjoy our chicken tenders”.
Also we have LGBBQ dipping sauce.
Upon serving the meals, they would say “Treatler has been SSatiated!”
We have a giant burger called the Treatlerite, and if you can eat the whole thing you get it for free and get your pic on the wall where it says “confirmed treatlerite hog”
My friend had the idea to open a conspiracy-themed burger place called “Build-A-Burger Group”
Ya know, if you made it zombie themed you probably could have cashed in on the zombie craze from 15 years ago.
