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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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    I wonder what Zelda came up with for that introduction

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      “Xylophone Zelda”. Really fucked over Xenias introduction

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        Uh, xylophone doesn’t start with Z, back to kindergarten until you learn your letters.

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          He can blame english phonetics. Also X being kind of a joker letter. “Why does eks make the sound zee?”

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            The teacher clearly said “letter” though, so phonetics shouldn’t come into it. If they were named “Pete,” “Psycho Pete” would be reasonable and probably accurate.

            Also, xylophone is a noun anyway, so after they redo kindergarten, they’ll need to go back to second grade (or maybe first?) and relearn basic grammar.

            Finally, English phoenetics is an oxymoron, but I don’t think kids get into that concept until later on in school, so I’ll give you a pass for now. But everyone knows English pronunciation and spelling aren’t related and you just end up memorizing everything anyway.

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          But X starts with Z, so q.e.d.

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            Can’t fault that logic.

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              Skill issue

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                Hey, you said qed, that means it’s proven.

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        Gotta be xenophobic Xenia now, sorry, I don’t make the rules

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        “Zyougottabekiddingme Zelda”

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        I don’t know what’s worse, naming your kid after a fox that uses Linux or a suburb of Dayton.

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      depending how she’s feeling, zany, zen or zealous?

      Or zonked, if she smoked a fat dart beforehand

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      Zealous?

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      Zooted Zelda (she on coke)

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        Would zooted even work in that case? Don’t usually see it used for uppers

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          Oh absolutely! At least in my area, “zooted” describes being predominantly on cocaine, but also amphetamines as well.

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            Ah here zooted would be similar to baked/stoned.

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            Yep, same here. Also acceptable to be zooted on shrooms, even though those are wildly different things.

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      Zesty ofc

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      Zazzy

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