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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 months ago
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  • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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    “Xylophone Zelda”. Really fucked over Xenias introduction

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      Uh, xylophone doesn’t start with Z, back to kindergarten until you learn your letters.

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        He can blame english phonetics. Also X being kind of a joker letter. “Why does eks make the sound zee?”

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          The teacher clearly said “letter” though, so phonetics shouldn’t come into it. If they were named “Pete,” “Psycho Pete” would be reasonable and probably accurate.

          Also, xylophone is a noun anyway, so after they redo kindergarten, they’ll need to go back to second grade (or maybe first?) and relearn basic grammar.

          Finally, English phoenetics is an oxymoron, but I don’t think kids get into that concept until later on in school, so I’ll give you a pass for now. But everyone knows English pronunciation and spelling aren’t related and you just end up memorizing everything anyway.

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        But X starts with Z, so q.e.d.

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          Can’t fault that logic.

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            Skill issue

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              Hey, you said qed, that means it’s proven.

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      Gotta be xenophobic Xenia now, sorry, I don’t make the rules

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      “Zyougottabekiddingme Zelda”

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      I don’t know what’s worse, naming your kid after a fox that uses Linux or a suburb of Dayton.

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