• Pistcow@lemm.ee
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      12 hours ago

      Treason includes the death penalty but isn’t Treason per the Supreme Court if your name ends in UMP.

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      10 hours ago

      How about multiple offenses?

      I say once you rack up about 30 felonies, you’re an incorrigible offender and a detriment to the rest of society.

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        or met a highwaymen and instead of being robbed by traffic ticket decides to be Judge Dreed.

        or just look at someone funny

        or just be a random actor chosen to pretend to be the perp.

        or it might be a Tuesday

        or might have woken up cranky

        or has domestic issues.

        or just for the kicks

        or received this list and decided to try one of each. And then go thru the list every day. And then get each of his friend to go thru it multiple times a day.