or met a highwaymen and instead of being robbed by traffic ticket decides to be Judge Dreed.

or just look at someone funny

or just be a random actor chosen to pretend to be the perp.

or it might be a Tuesday

or might have woken up cranky

or has domestic issues.

or just for the kicks

or received this list and decided to try one of each. And then go thru the list every day. And then get each of his friend to go thru it multiple times a day.