• masquenox@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Mel Gibson is the kind of “Christian” that has a meltdown if anybody dares to point out that Jesus most likely didn’t have blonde hair and blue eyes.

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        9 hours ago

        Jesus: You should sell all your possessions.

        Christians: Well when Jesus spoke about the eye of a needle what he really meant was…

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          They should tell more stories of entitled spiteful dick Jesus.

          Like the time he cursed a fig tree because it didn’t have figs for him to eat, because it was out of season.

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        Roughly 2000 years after someone was nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be if we were nice to each other for a change.

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      Dude goes to a ‘catholic’ church that he fully funds himself as he’s deeply against Vatican II, and the pope.