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lukewarm_ozone to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago

Anon's lacking pissing habits

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Anon's lacking pissing habits

lukewarm_ozone to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 months ago
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    pissing standing up

    I sit on my throne like a king.

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      I sit down every time I go to piss because it’s one if the few places where I can be sure I’ll be left alone. It’s not about the piss. It’s about the break.

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        It’s also about not spraying piss all over my floor

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          Or having both hands for the phone, or not needing to blind yourself with a light in the middle of the night. So many reasons.

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          Mark your territory, boy.

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        Someone doesn’t just get followed into the bathroom I see.

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          Thank fuck, tbh.

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      And tuck them like a eunuch.

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      Yes, I too like it spraying urine on my balls and pecker as I piss like a racehorse and it ricochets off the front of the bowl.

      • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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        Oh you’d hate to know about how when you shit sitting down you get Poseidon’s kiss.

        That’s why I shit standing up like a real man

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          While standing, do you shit directly into the water so that all the women in your vicinity get aroused by the sound of the splash or are you a stealth shitting fuckboy like Anon? And how exactly do you aim? So many questions.

          • 𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.world
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            You face towards the toilet, stand right on the toilet seat, and aim the shit directly into the water.

            That gives you highest drop distance for maximum splash sound and maximum bitches.

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