lukewarm_ozone to Greentext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days agoAnon's lacking pissing habitsimagemessage-square80fedilinkarrow-up1410arrow-down136
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minus-squareoptional@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 days agoWhile standing, do you shit directly into the water so that all the women in your vicinity get aroused by the sound of the splash or are you a stealth shitting fuckboy like Anon? And how exactly do you aim? So many questions.
minus-square𝕊𝕞𝕒𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕞 𝕎𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕔@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-24 days agoYou face towards the toilet, stand right on the toilet seat, and aim the shit directly into the water. That gives you highest drop distance for maximum splash sound and maximum bitches.
While standing, do you shit directly into the water so that all the women in your vicinity get aroused by the sound of the splash or are you a stealth shitting fuckboy like Anon? And how exactly do you aim? So many questions.
You face towards the toilet, stand right on the toilet seat, and aim the shit directly into the water.
That gives you highest drop distance for maximum splash sound and maximum bitches.