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ya know some things just are better not being fact checked, don’t ruin the vibe
Are you proud of yourself? You ruined it.
I hope you step on a lego every time you get out of bed. Twice. For the rest of your life.
There are plenty other wacko ways people got themselves in the hospital if that’s your kink. The one with the girl that overdosed on gummies because she wanted spicy food was fun.
So 412 is the limit. Good to know.
412… and a half?
I wouldn’t push it. Wait for half an hour if you’re still hungry.
Then you would be half paralysed.
How does that work?
You just eat 412 and instead of stopping, you have one more.
No, like, what kind of sauce?
All of them.
Steven Segal?
I think we finally figure out how to not poop for three days
Oh that’s easy. Eat a lot of corn, but eat it like a duck
A true historical reference
I mean, it is shit posting
Thoughts and prayers. Mostly thoughts, with a few prayers here and there.
This number will never not haunt me, for better and for worse.
Tonight I feel like eating 413 chicken nuggets
Or at least one for each electoral vote.
413 is amateur hour.
