“What about Gandalf the Shite? My lord”
We’ll make him see the error in his ways and then he’ll be Gandalf the Contrite!
No shot orcs have a vocabulary large enough for contrite but I like where your head is at lol
That line could be Saruman replying to the orc, so it still works.
"Yeah? The jerk store called! They’re out of you!
I suddenly have a hankering for shrimp.
“Saruman, the silly!”
“Saruman the wrinky”
“Wat?!”
“SARUMAAAN THE STINKYYY!!!”
“NNNNOOOoooooooo”
*wrinkly
Lmao good catch. Skippy keyboard strikes again. I won’t even edit it. XD
The French call it “l’esprit de l’escalier”, the spirit of the staircase
When you think of the perfect comeback on your way up the stairs in a huff
“Gandalf the White? Gandalf MY ASS”
been there and done that, can relate
cracker ass gandalf with his fancy bleach robes
Comeback tomorrow.
