It does seem odd that he was just chilling at McDonalds with the gun, the fake ID, and his manifesto ready to go.

I’m incredibly confused about what happened and what I should be doing.

How did someone like this land a job at NASA?

Nuggies are breaded, not just meat, so this is omnivorous not carnist.

What happens on the 10th of October?

Did you also give Lord of The Rings one star?

“I’m leaving because you farted in the kitchen last night.”

Imagine the most technologically advanced thing you’ve ever seen is an AM radio that exclusively plays the national anthem, and suddenly you’re being hunted by silent sky robots. I’m surprised they haven’t all surrendered yet.

Every time I share my photography with my parents, they suggest new ways I should be selling it. Just let me enjoy the pretty birds, dad

Can I just request an amputation?

I’m glad Trump is putting a stop to US elections so I can finally stop hearing about them

The Cons could run anyone. It doesn’t matter. “Not Trudeau” will win the next election.

I can’t get high rn, I’ll freak out.

Might as well ask, the worst he can do is say no.

may

They can’t even stop their own guys sprinting off across the DMZ.

How did I not know they made a sequel?!

And I forgot it in another dream

You can’t just drop that little tidbit without some juicy details, man.

The time was ten years ago. We’re boned.

I grew up and learned that we were poor

Money talks

But it never tells you love is more important

That said, I’d probably be happier if I wasn’t living in a basement with a single window.