I read this, moved on, then came back like 3 minutes later to upvote. Slow brain but great joke.

Confirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!”

She gives you that Russian side-eye.

It’s okay if they do it when they’re sleeping, though.

Is that why they don’t wear pants?

He’s like a cartoon dog come to life!