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    Well hey you at least have to agree on how amazing some of his miracles were.

    God invented Leprosy, a debilitating disease that torments people for life and ostracizes them from their communities, so he could then miraculously cure a single dude of it for some street rep.

    If thats not amazing then I don’t know what is.

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      Cmon, if he didn’t invent leukemia then why would all those pediatric oncologists need therapy from psychiatric colleagues? He’s just a miraculous job creator.

      Unfortunately he’s gonna need just a little more money

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    Don’t forget that God populated the earth with multiple tribes of people, gave them all a different origin story, then told each of them that theirs was the only correct one and all others must be vanquished, resulting in a never-ending battle between the tribes and slaughtering millions in the process.

    Truly a being of love and compassion. /s

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      Before that everyone spoke the same language, when they built a tower too high god scattered everyone and made them all unable to understand each other.

      Somehow though, in every language he NEEDS MONEY!

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    Not all X-ians believe that, but feeding your own kid to an idiotic religious mob so they can have him tortured to death by the government is really fucked up. I think their invisible, tyrannical, despotic sky wizard needs to go into family counseling either way.

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        I wonder if Bible ever says God is the good guy

        He’s almighty, and that’s why people follow Him without question, but is He good?

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          The Torah, the Psalms endlessly praise God as being “good”, the word of the Lord being “perfect” etc

          Eg from biblehub.com concordance. References to God being called one of the words for “good”…

          of God, himself Nahum 1:7; 2Chronicles 30:18; Psalm 86:5; כי טוב for he is good, kind Psalm 34:9; Psalm 100:5; Psalm 135:3; Jeremiah 33:11; כי טוב כי לעולם חסדוֺ 1 Chronicles 16:34; 2Chronicles 5:13; 7:3; Ezra 3:11; Psalm 106:1; Psalm 107:1; Psalm 118:1; Psalm 118:29; Psalm 136:1; טוב לְ kind to Psalm 73:1; Psalm 145:9; Lamentations 3:25; יד (ה)טובה על Ezra 7:9; Ezra 8:18; Nehemiah 2:8,18; רוחךָ (ה)טובה Nehemiah 9:20; Psalm 143:10; שׁמךָ כי טוב Psalm 52:11; Psalm 54:8; כּי טוב חסדךָ Psalm 69:17; Psalm 109:21; הדבר(ים) הטוב(יםׅ the good, kind word(s) spoken in promise Joshua 21:43; Joshua 23:14,15 (D), 1 Kings 8:56; Jeremiah 29:10; Jeremiah 33:14; Zechariah 1:13.

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      You can tell it is fake because an omnipotent being required the torture of an unrelated party before it cleared a wholly fictitious debt. That’s some mafia shit.

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    And then made you make this meme so that all of us can be punished for this, miraculous ways

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    Sounds like one of the driving forces of republicans, and conservatives in general: “We are corrupt, hypocritical, and just plain evil. You NEED us in charge of everything so we can protect you from people like us!”