• @FiniteBanjo
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    Well hey you at least have to agree on how amazing some of his miracles were.

    God invented Leprosy, a debilitating disease that torments people for life and ostracizes them from their communities, so he could then miraculously cure a single dude of it for some street rep.

    If thats not amazing then I don’t know what is.

    • FuglyDuck
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      143 days ago

      Not gonna lie… water into booze would be a neat party trick.

      • lad
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        63 days ago

        Also the invention of digital piracy before even invention of digital technology

    • @FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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      22 days ago

      Cmon, if he didn’t invent leukemia then why would all those pediatric oncologists need therapy from psychiatric colleagues? He’s just a miraculous job creator.

      Unfortunately he’s gonna need just a little more money