MacN'Cheezus to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoBad adviceimagemessage-square41linkfedilinkarrow-up1637arrow-down114file-text
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minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22arrow-down2·11 months agoBees attack more if you run, you’re supposed to make yourself look as large as possible to scare them away.
minus-squareMacN'CheezusOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·11 months agoI’m already at least a hundred times larger than the average bee, how much larger do you think I’d have to be?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15arrow-down1·11 months agoA bee weights about a tenth of gram so that’s ten grams and is 12.7mm long so 1.27m. Math checks out.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·11 months agoDon’t forget that the snout is the most sensitive part of the bee. If they confront you, an open palm to the snout is sure to drive them off
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down1·11 months agoBees don’t drive.
minus-squareNurse_Robot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoAnd humans weigh more than 10 grams
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·edit-211 months ago I’m already at least a hundred times larger than the average bee Mac already said that and I proved it, why are you bringing it up again?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 months agoIn today’s car-centric cities they have to drive.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·11 months agoThere’s other modes of transportation.
minus-squareMacN'CheezusOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoCan confirm that I am at least 1.27m tall and weigh over 10 grams.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7arrow-down1·11 months agoThat means your BMI is at least 0.006199628022319.
minus-squareMacN'CheezusOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 months agoBut how will this help me against a swarm of bees?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoCan you please get back on topic here?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·11 months agoWhy are you always bringing up the past? That was four hours ago.
Bees attack more if you run, you’re supposed to make yourself look as large as possible to scare them away.
I’m already at least a hundred times larger than the average bee, how much larger do you think I’d have to be?
A bee weights about a tenth of gram so that’s ten grams and is 12.7mm long so 1.27m.
Math checks out.
Don’t forget that the snout is the most sensitive part of the bee. If they confront you, an open palm to the snout is sure to drive them off
Bees don’t drive.
And humans weigh more than 10 grams
Mac already said that and I proved it, why are you bringing it up again?
In today’s car-centric cities they have to drive.
There’s other modes of transportation.
Can confirm that I am at least 1.27m tall and weigh over 10 grams.
That means your BMI is at least 0.006199628022319.
But how will this help me against a swarm of bees?
Can you please get back on topic here?
Of course
Why are you always bringing up the past?
That was four hours ago.