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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Just another day for the Coast Guard

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Just another day for the Coast Guard

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    11 months ago

    coast guard should fine him for littering the sea with plastic garbage. If he wants to die in the ocean he should do it like everyone else

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      Sorry, how does everyone else die in the ocean?

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        Diving to see the Titanic

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          KaBoom?

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            More of a pffffffslllumphooom - BOOOMph.

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              Pop

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            I believe that was the joke

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        Being seduced by sirens of course.

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        Jump off the Golden Gate Bridge?

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        They identify as shark food.

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      Maybe he had a box for trash?

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