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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon needs help proving something

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Anon needs help proving something

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Okay, I know how to stop them. I’ll tell you the steps one at a time. First, take your meds.

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      Don’t listen to this fool with his big pharma lies, what you gotta do is cover your computer desk with a layer of spray on glue, when you leave those little shits will come and get stuck, now you have your own magic prisoners!

      I use mine yo help with small things, one of them is amazing at painting nails. Best 5 bucks I’ve spent.

    • Itte@sh.itjust.works
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      Then?

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        Wait for them to kick in. An hour should be plenty.

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          Okay they kicked in. What next?

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            If you still think it’s a problem, call your psychiatrist and explain what’s happening.

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              Psychiatrists can’t help you with theseus gnomes, everyone knows that

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                Just gift me the PC, I will protect it from the gnomes

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                  Can’t gift you the PC, it’s no longer mine

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                Especially since they could swap out every part of your psychiatrist between appointments, and then they’re not your psychiatrist anymore.

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                  And then the swapped psychiatrist will swap your meds thus doing the gnome’s work by proxy

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                I can attest that every theseus gnome problem I’ve ever had was resolved by a psychiatrist.

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