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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Anon needs help proving something

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Anon needs help proving something

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Itte@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Then?

    • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 year ago

      Wait for them to kick in. An hour should be plenty.

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        1 year ago

        Okay they kicked in. What next?

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          If you still think it’s a problem, call your psychiatrist and explain what’s happening.

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            1 year ago

            Psychiatrists can’t help you with theseus gnomes, everyone knows that

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              Just gift me the PC, I will protect it from the gnomes

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                1 year ago

                Can’t gift you the PC, it’s no longer mine

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              Especially since they could swap out every part of your psychiatrist between appointments, and then they’re not your psychiatrist anymore.

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                And then the swapped psychiatrist will swap your meds thus doing the gnome’s work by proxy

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              I can attest that every theseus gnome problem I’ve ever had was resolved by a psychiatrist.

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