• MacN'CheezusOP
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      724 days ago

      I don’t want to know what that poor cream cheese has been through in order to make it into that product.

    • @IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world
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      524 days ago

      In fairness, cream + broth is pretty standard in cooking. It sounds gross but likely just adds body to the broth.

      • themeatbridge
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        224 days ago

        I know a lot of soups with q creamy base, but I can’t think of any with noodles. I’m sure they exist, I just can’t think of them. But cream cheese is much thicker and has a specific flavor that isn’t what I would expect in soup.

  • @Cap@lemm.ee
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    1124 days ago

    Just bought the breakfast ramen yesterday. It’s maple flavored with chunks of eggs and sausage. Not very good.

    • @brbposting@sh.itjust.works
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      524 days ago

      Gotta say part of me is disappointed in you

      But proud of your adventurous spirit too

      As long as you didn’t expect to love it I think we’re OK

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      324 days ago

      That’s pretty much what my five minutes of research into this product revealed as well – the everything bagel version is apparently surprisingly tasty, but the sausage and egg version is not.

      But let’s be honest: have you ever seen dried sausage in any instant product that actually works? As a child, I remember occasionally eating some sort this meatball soup that came as an instant powdered mix. And invariably, these pretend meat chunks always ended up tasting like cardboard and rubber and were obviously not very pleasant or satisfying.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      624 days ago

      If you can trust the reviews on various food blogs (which might be bought and paid for), it actually supposedly tastes pretty good, but I still find the idea rather revolting. I mean, powdered cream cheese? At least it’s a limited edition.

  • TomMasz
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    724 days ago

    If there was a god he’d be preparing to flood the Earth again.

  • Neato
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    724 days ago

    They’ve already put everything on a bagel. So now they’re putting an everything bagel everywhere.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      224 days ago

      I honestly can’t imagine it being very good, but reviewers actually seem to like it, albeit it’s unclear whether they were paid to say so or not.

      The maple egg and sausage version they also offer, however, supposedly is awful by all accounts.

  • Jaysyn
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    524 days ago

    Both my daughter & wife would probably love these.

    • MacN'CheezusOP
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      424 days ago

      I mean, jokes aside, according to some reviews I’ve read these are actually pretty good, albeit likely not for your health.

      • @jqubed@lemmy.world
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        124 days ago

        My daughter has POTS; her cardiologist basically is telling us to get as much salt in her as possible. This seems like a win for her.