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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months ago
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    Also, the ER probably wouldn’t need to resort to cutting a cock ring in the first place. It has no bones, just get some ice packs on it or worst case scenario do a controlled bleed on the distal portion.

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      I’m not a fan of how casually you used the phrase “controlled bleed”

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        You know that whole “erection lasting longer than four hours” bit?

        Yeah thats how they fix it.

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          Well consider me afraid and unaroused

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            Excellent, then we don’t need the controlled bleed.

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              Great, now they’re unafraid and aroused. Time for that controlled bleed.

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          Oh my

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        It should never be done casually, I’d let a professional physician handle it if I were you.

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          No exacto knife then?

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            They use scalpels, which are basically the same thing.

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            There are few problems in the world that a good dremel can’t fix

            This might be one of them though

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        It’s certainly preferred to “uncontrolled”

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      True, a titanium ring has no bones. But won’t ice just shrink the ring. 😉

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