and the cops are on ICE’s side. so if shooting starts, well…

performative rage bait, for sure

office only

but bob, it’s a corporate retreat, we’re all going, grab your laptop

“FUCK YOU TODD, WHEN I WAS HIRED THE POSITION WAS OFFICE ONLY. GO FUCK YOURSELF AND YOUR RETREAT”

that is great

yeah that worked so well in 2024… fuck’s sake

I think that bad built bleach bond basic bitch is actually the victim, she’s the poster child for FAS. no eye brow ridge, soft features, tapioca brains… that level of crazy isn’t typical.

I’d be afraid of him retracting his head back into his shell and hitting that instead.

TIL!

I couldn’t stomach it.

THIS IS ZOMBO COM

the os

https://sinhalaguide.com/suzuki-too-late-climate-change/

there are still profits to be made, right up until the moment our globally interconnected civilization topples over and crumbles into specks of petty squabbling hungry pseudostates trying vainly to resist the unrelenting tides of climate refugees. Therefore, the issues will be ignored as long as profits can still be made.

We’re gonna see cults, carnies and crusaders all promising easy solutions that range from <persecute this minority because DIETYX says to> to <buy our wonder-tonic today>. Apparently we elected one of these very idiots to lead the country.

shit is gonna get wild.

those kids deserve a great teacher. sorry you live in such a chud-governed state.

I know a guy who repairs HVAC systems. He has a high school diploma and a bunch of technical certs. Handy with math but everything else is OJT and training certs. He makes bank. Same with a plumber I know.

in the US, at least, higher ed is a way to funnel people into debt, the military, both, or (if they fail school but still get the debt) - poverty. something tells me it shouldn’t be this way, no one would design a system to operate this way if the goal was producing educated citizens.

I’m not cynical enough to buy the ‘schools are just prisons for kids man’ - between the shootings, overreaching bullshit (10 commandments, fear of woke etc.,) and absolute hell for teachers, I gotta wonder: who does all this garbage profit?

some conservatives want stupid voters, sure, but they also need skilled workers…

…it is a series of tubes!

spin up 5 projects. hire devs from all over the world, make them work on site in person. people upend their entire lives for a chance at a stock option.

cancel 2 after 10 months.

cut the teams on two of the others.

cut the teams again.

and again.

oh wait hire like crazy and overcorrect so we can

cut the teams again.

Then cancel 1d3 of remaining projects, announce <OLD IP>REMASTERED

All devs cut never neared their stock vestment, all shares returned to the mothership, start to consider spinning up 5 more new projects.

cool cool cool.

now show me the NVGs for the horse.

Some asshole wanted for war crimes wants to nominate some other asshole for a Nobel Peace Prize?

I forgot, when Stalin nominated Hitler, did the stache get one?

I don’t think the dogs can smell a knife,

perhaps an explosive knife!

but I am not a dog

I mean it’s the internet, you could be deceiving us…

priceless

for everything else there’s mastercard

indeed.

also, what if… they ate their own immediate family?

wait, which thread is this?