• FuglyDuck
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    4 months ago

    I prefer cool, but warms up nicely. Which is what most toilets do.

    Gold would feel colder than porcelain would, and would never warm up.

      • FuglyDuck
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        4 months ago

        Not a good idea, not at all.

        The reason it feels colder than pocelain does at the same temperature is that it conducts a lot more heat away than porcelain does.

        On the other hand, if the shitcan were to be warmer, it conducts heat a lot more efficiently into your ass.

        In short, they’re liable to burn themselves. Which, that thought totally amuses me.

        (They have it coming.)

        • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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          14 months ago

          Still thinking like a poor. The heated seat option is a literal human who sits on your golden toilet to keep it perfectly warm for you at all times.

          As if someone with a gold toilet would put up with a cold seat because of a power outage.