• FuglyDuck
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    4 months ago

    Not a good idea, not at all.

    The reason it feels colder than pocelain does at the same temperature is that it conducts a lot more heat away than porcelain does.

    On the other hand, if the shitcan were to be warmer, it conducts heat a lot more efficiently into your ass.

    In short, they’re liable to burn themselves. Which, that thought totally amuses me.

    (They have it coming.)

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      14 months ago

      Still thinking like a poor. The heated seat option is a literal human who sits on your golden toilet to keep it perfectly warm for you at all times.

      As if someone with a gold toilet would put up with a cold seat because of a power outage.