• tal
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    11
    ·
    edit-2
    2 days ago

    Find yourself a minimalistic-yet-sturdy bench from some nearby display space and use it as a battering ram to force your way to the food.

    EDIT: Apparently they sell bags of frozen official meatballs that you can do yourself:

    https://www.ikea.com/us/en/cat/meat-25217/

    EDIT2: Apparently despite the fact that they deliver the furniture, they won’t deliver the frozen meatballs. You have to go to the store for them. I guess just make one large trip.

    • ChapulinColorado@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      2 days ago

      They probably deliver many orders on one trip and it would require a truck with a refrigerated box to be up to food safety standards.

    • Dhrystone@infosec.pubOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      2 days ago

      The meatballs were actually located right before the main checkouts. 2 lb bags of regular or chicken for $15 each. Very tempting but I had already gone last month, bought items frivolously, and did the same thing again today. By the time I got to the end I knew I had to just shut it down, pay and get out of there. Got 3x chocolate bars for $5 though. Couldn’t help it.