• Rivalarrival
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    17 hours ago

    If you’re going to touch our boats, you best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord.

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        16 hours ago

        They touch our boats and he does nothing, 50 million MAGAts are going to lynch him.

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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          Trump: There are no sunken boats. Sunken boats is a Democrat hoax!

          MAGA: I’d rather have sunken boats than be a Democrat.

          Trump: Some boats are listing, but not entirely sunk. The radical left and deep state are using boats to attack me in a baseless witch hunt.

          MAGA: There might be sinking boats, but they’re part of the 4d chess planning.

          Trump: Some boats are sinking. I was the first to call the boats sunken. Nobody identifies a sinking boat better than me.

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          6 hours ago

          Trump could convince at least half of the magats that it’s actually a good thing and they’d believe him.