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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Anon plants a seed of doubt

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Anon plants a seed of doubt

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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  • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]
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    7 months ago

    Always fun to say I’m my legal height and have guys get defensive about their height because it would mean they’re shorter than they say they are. Maybe I round down a bit?

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      What is a legal height?

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        7 months ago

        The listed height on my driver’s license (and probably passport?).

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          There’s a height on your driving license?

          I’ve never seen one on a passport.

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            Yeah but at least where I am its self reported lol

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            Yes. Also eye color is listed (despite there being a photo, making it seem kinda unnecessary). Also technically self-reported. So my legal eye color might be different than my actual eye color.

            I don’t check my passport often, so I just assumed it would have that same kind of info.

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              You can also change your reporting of eye color too. (possibly even height) I know I did when they darkened

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                Texas. TBF, its not like my eye color is actually totally different from my listed color.

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                    You list your weight and hair color in California, both which aren’t really concrete values.

                    Here’s a list of all state licenses https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https://www.businessinsider.com/what-drivers-license-looks-like-in-every-state

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                    Isn’t 4(c) supposed to be the issuing authority instead of your residence? Or is it a Belgian thing because your government is confusingly complex?

                    All the licences I’ve had in Europe were always just listing the issuing authority of the country in question. It would have been a bit painful to get a new licence every time I moved.

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