Got a job interview today, and I got to say, I have a good feeling… A good feeling that I am going TO FUCK IT UP AND NOT GET HIRED

NTA YOUR HOUSE YOUR RULES OP!!

I always hogtie him and toss him onto his own campfire lmao

Only bright spot going on for me is that Lorde’s 4th Album might be out soon so that’s cool

Depression so bad that I can’t do anything besides sit at my computer and forget what I am even trying to do.

My dipshit father emailed me and I kinda just want to go off on him and call him a fucking idiot piece of shit, but I know if I do then he will probably have the biggest shit fit and try to find me irl and harass me. Hes such a jackass

Every time I get drunk I start to understand why my dad was an alcoholic lmao

Some day it will happen

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I would love to beat this person with a stick

Today is just terrible. No reason for it to feel this bad but it is. So tired of it

Its amazing that its only April and this is the worst year of my life by far lmao

I was juicing oranges to make an orange sauce for my dinner tonight and my dumbass somehow didn’t manage to wash the soap off my hands good enough? My sauce ended up having a horrible bitter soap after taste I hate life sometimes holy shit

I keep saying “YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF” and never trying to add a joke to the end. I just keep saying it and I think its really funny and idk why

I am tired of everything

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I am tired of gamers. I am sick of seeing gamers opinions on anything

I just started playing World of Warcraft Cata Classic and so far I am enjoying it. Got a feeling that I am just gonna give up on it in a few days though

I like the version he did about Richard Nixon