All penises are shaped like mushrooms, sir. Mine is no different.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

Sending people to blacksites is a lot harder than you think, folks! There’s a LOT of paperwork!

BOTTOMS UP AND THE DEVIL LAUGHS

no

you first!! we can compare sizes!!!

IN THE FLESH AND BLOOD BABY!!!

NICE TRY PRESIDENT XI!!! AMERICA WILL NEVER FALL!!!

What kind of question is this? Is this how you people get your kicks? I CHOOSE AMERICA!!!

I gotta say folks… he’s my one and only son and I love him… but he’s such a disappointment… biden takes it in 3.

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Actually, don’t bother asking again!! YOU’RE FIRED!!!

How about asking again in english, wise guy? This is AMERICA!!! NOT COMMUNIST CHINA!!!

MY PRESIDENCY WILL BE THE WETTEST PRESIDENCY AMERICA HAS EVER SEEN! WE WILL NOT BE OUTDONE BY THE LIBERALS!!!

earn it yourself!

AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!!

Kamabla is scared to debate me folks! I’m trying to make a FAIR & FREE debate happen but Kamabla refuses! She’s scared of debating because you know what folks? She knows we’d blow her away. Isn’t that right?

Then why are you all so mean to me…?

NOT GONNA HAPPEN!

Anime? Real? Why don’t you get off your butt, turn off that damn TV and get a REAL job??? God Bless America!

I’m not gonna do that

Look folks, the DEMOCRATS are the ones who SNIFF BUTT. And if they win the election all of America is gonna be sniffing THEIR butts! It’s no good!