Let’s be real, people. I’m the best politician this countries got. I raised the GDP when I was president and I wept the debt out. It’s true! But the crooked democrats are trying to take your jobs away! The jobs I worked so hard to give you! What do I have to do to get you to like me?
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Mr. President, will you make anime real this time?
Anime? Real? Why don’t you get off your butt, turn off that damn TV and get a REAL job??? God Bless America!
SIR, sir, you have my vote, sir.
Why didn’t you revalue the Dinar?
if you dont use this gimmick account to let us live out all of our deranged fantasies of exploring donalds holes you are worse than the source material
I’m not gonna do that
give me more money
We love you don’t we folks?
Then why are you all so mean to me…?
You gotta pistol-duel Kamala at the debate.
Kamabla is scared to debate me folks! I’m trying to make a FAIR & FREE debate happen but Kamabla refuses! She’s scared of debating because you know what folks? She knows we’d blow her away. Isn’t that right?
Call her kablammo at your next rally and see your numbers go high
You’re simply not as funny as you used to be
I only like politicians that haven’t been shot in the ear
Go back on Twitter and you’ll be redeemed.
Because you won’t vote for me
This you?
frankly if you’d ditch the fascism losers and be nice to us homos and transes i wouldn’t give a single fucking shit
