DrCrustacean [any]

“It was supposed to be the beginning, something to build up on.”

Neat! Biden’s been president for four years. What’s he built upon it?

Literacy’s strongest warrior

taco Bell has vegan food so it’s better

Birth Month Race Science

It was a big rumor in the summer of 22 iirc. It died down a bit once kids started going back to school but it was a mainstream conservative talking point for several months

Dragon Quest Heroes: Rocket Slime

Wrong.

The 2000s were the worst decade for movies and also the worst for music. And fashion while we’re at it. Pretty much all art in general

Love On a Leash is a romcom about a woman and her dog. It’s on youtube and I promise you won’t regret watching it

Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime is a cute game about piloting a spaceship together. The catch is that there are more than two stations that need to be operated so you have to coordinate running around the ship, jumping from station to station. It’s a lot less stressful than Overcooked

Death death death death death

I LOVE SPREADING DISEASES

Cuck Flinton

Boomer meme. It was immensely popular on Facebook earlier this month but they’re already pretty sick of it. It’s literally just a clip of a woman describing giving a blowjob

Only after getting pounded

Wow, less than 30 years from its invention for a majority of people on earth to be bi…

Millennial

Rogue One felt like they took a script for the most generic action move of all time and had everyone put on star wars costumes. It’s also a total snoozer up until they start having spaceships crash into each other. I watched it in theaters twice, and both times at least one person in my group was asleep for the scene where her dad died. They didn’t miss anything.