• The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    I love my brain chip. It reminds me when to clean myself, when my bowels are acting up, and when I’m dead. It can even order products I don’t need on its own. Sure all those things can be handled with my own brain but I’m lazy.

    - your grandkids in 2074