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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago

I will go first, a stealth tank

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I will go first, a stealth tank

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CDRMITTENS@sh.itjust.works to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 year ago
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r*ddit

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    A sword that appears in your hand whenever you need it, and then disappears again when you don’t.

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      In appears IN your hand, ripping your muscles and tearing your skin

      Your hand ends up looking like you played with super glue and fireworks

      Also, you can only summon it twice before you run out of hands

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        Heh, also you don’t “summon” it… it appears whenever you need it.

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          *whenever it thinks you need it.

          Like when you want to spread mayonnaise making a sandwich and can’t find a knife.

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      It appears while being held by the blade.

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        Weren’t origianl knight longswords held by blade?

        wiki longsword

        If it’s not factual blame Bones heard it from them.

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          “Half swording” I think is the term you are looking for

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            Also there’s oberhau, where you grab the blade with both hands and beat your opponent to death with the crossguard like a giant hammer

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              That sounds metal as fuck. And highly retarded

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                If it’s stupid and it works, it’s still stupid

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                Just make sure to wear gloves

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            really, thanks noce trivia to know

            I only remember Bones wielding it, I think they go in more details there.

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