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MacN'Cheezus to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

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MacN'Cheezus to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Where do the midnight tokers go, though?

    • Trailblazing Braille Taser@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      At this time, we have conflicting facts pertaining to the whereabouts of the midnight tokers:

      • Maurice is a space cowboy
      • He is right here right here right here right here at home
      • He plays his music in the sun
      • He gets his lovin’ on the run

      I will post updates as the situation develops.

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        They are wanted for questioning about the pompitous of love

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          weee-woooooo

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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      You’re looking for the corner of Jokers and Smokers, that’s about 5 miles down St. Miller Blvd.

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      They aren’t in this reference sadly.

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      Dunno, Portland? 🤷

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        Probably Portland.

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