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FireTower@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Dr 4Chan's Medical Advice

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Dr 4Chan's Medical Advice

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FireTower@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • holycrap@lemm.ee
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    Just donate blood. Skip the infection risk.

    • oce 🐆@jlai.lu
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      I’m not donating my blood plastic for free!

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        Oh great, now I have to worry about DuPont and Dow coming to repo my blood.

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          I’ve got an idea for an opera…

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        New money making idea: plasma centers that filter microplastics.

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        What if we give you a donut for it?

    • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      They won’t take my blood.

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        Welp, better make an appt with the leech doctor then

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      It also works on forever chemicals. They studied levels of PFAS in the blood of firefighters (who are commonly exposed to high levels in the foam they use), and found a clear difference between those that regularly donated blood and those who didn’t

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