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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Homer

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Homer

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Wait, 2 kids? Which one died?

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      Three! We have THREE kids Homer.

      Three noisy kids. Fish heads, fish heads.

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        Dohhh, I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?!

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      Marge had a seventh trimester abortion this season.

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        To be fair, Maggie has been a baby for years. There was probably something wrong

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          Years? DECADES.

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            Decades are made of years

    • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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      One’s doing time for shooting someone.

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        He was acquitted. Turns out the guy was just buried under a bunch of old newspapers. Luckily he was able to free himself using a vacuum cleaner and a baking soda rocket.

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