Global Order of Satan became aware today that the Daily Star newspaper have run a front page story in which ex-Boyzone member Shane Lynch claims Taylor Swift is a Satanist.
We have a long-standing policy of not confirming or denying rumours about our membership but we’d suggest that Mr Lynch Needs To Calm Down and stop creating Bad Blood. Even if she weren’t our Anti-Hero, we’d still think she needs to Shake Him Off because We Knew He Was Trouble.
As stated, we don’t usually comment on membership applications, but We Wish You Would.
No she isn’t. She never attends the meetings.
Not in her human form anyway.
Does she attend in her airplane form?
I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of a purpose built jet hanger at GOS HQ.
Too slim for a succubus, AFAIK
Well, if a born-again ex-boyzone says so in the Daily Star, it’s good enough for me!
WHAT HEPPEND WITH TAYLOR SWIFT??? I only know about those ai images which made the rounds. Is it that?
Long story short: an irrelevant member of an irrelevant Irish boyband popular some decades ago became a born again christian. He has made the news by claiming Taylor Swift is a Satanist who performs Satanic rituals at her gigs.
So basically he’s an attention whore who’s trying to exploit her fame rather than do anything worthwhile himself
Sounds like his whole career, really
performs Satanic rituals at her gigs.
You think someone else would have noticed…
Though I’ve been to see ghost live a few times (they call their concerts “rituals”) and it really is a blast.
She might oppose Trump winning the US presidential election, so the Kremlin is running a smear campaign
Wait why are Yanks going to war with Peppa?? Peppa no!