Global Order of Satan became aware today that the Daily Star newspaper have run a front page story in which ex-Boyzone member Shane Lynch claims Taylor Swift is a Satanist.

We have a long-standing policy of not confirming or denying rumours about our membership but we’d suggest that Mr Lynch Needs To Calm Down and stop creating Bad Blood. Even if she weren’t our Anti-Hero, we’d still think she needs to Shake Him Off because We Knew He Was Trouble.

As stated, we don’t usually comment on membership applications, but We Wish You Would.